The Best (Or Worst) of FiS
This is just an archive of what I consider to be the funniest blogs on the page so far. These are personal favorites, and ones that have gotten the most positive feedback. If you think any others deserve to be on this list, don’t be afraid to let me know. Well, be a little afraid, because I may call you a d-bag for telling me what to do!
Alright, so if you’re new to the site, here are the blogs you should probably start with:
- Holy War - A blog about the horrors of the internet. Most known for the concept of Mr. X, an all-powerful God of all that is interwebs.
- ChocoRat? - The reason I don’t like Count Chocula (not the cereal, the mascot himself).
- Fly Shoe? Don’t Bother Me. (aka Can I Use The Laces To Hang Myself) - A riff about quite possibly the worst fashion concept I’ve ever witnessed: High-heeled sneakers.
- I’d Rather Eat The Box - Step-by-step instructions for a Mexican TV Dinner that made me actually wish death upon myself.
- The Space Race - NASA blows up the moon. Bob blows up NASA.
- Just Because You Can… – This is a rant against muskrats. Because I like to cover the important issues of today.
- ‘Tis The Season (For Mental Anguish) – Christmas music will be the death of me.
- Sexy Time With Kitchen Appliances - Probably the worst news story I’ve ever heard. Let’s just say it involved a penis and a food processor.
- Consider It Dung - An event in my life I’d rather forget, but have decided instead to use for a few cheap laughs. If you like poop jokes, this is the blog for you!
- Cycle Of Hate (What IS Rant Therapy) - If anything, it’ll give you a good grasp at this blog as a whole. Not to mention, it’s a great form of therapy I’d urge all of you to take part in.
- …And The Vegemighty Shall Fall - When all is said and done, this’ll probably go down as one of my most popular blogs. And the most horrible event in my life. A fair trade I think.
- Bob’s Strategy Guide For Small Talk – Exactly what it sounds like. Now you too can survive annoying “chit-chat” and the like.
- Pong, Mario, Halo, Rape – There is no way I can make a rape videogame funny, is there? Well…
- And Now A Word From Our Sponsors… – A rather informational little rant on Advertising, and how it’s the sum of all evil.
