In an effort to add some more features to this blog, I have decided to do a “Weird things found on eBay” section from time to time.
Today’s item up for bid: CHICKENS!
That’s right, folks. eBay now specializes in unhatched chicken eggs. Currently, the bid is only at $5.50! Who’d have thunk that chickens were so affordable. They’d make the perfect gift this holiday season. They’d also make a great omellete.
My favorite part of this is the description that has been posted. I know this is meant to be serious, but how the fuck do you NOT laugh at this:
“Cocks grow to 8 lbs”
I’d like to thank this person personaly for making my entire week. That’s one HUGE fucking cock!
“The rooster in the picture is my rooster. If you’d like to see more pics I’d be glad to send them to you.”
Yes. Please send me more pictures of your fuckin’ chicken. So what is his name? Is he a nice chicken? I don’t like those big, mean cocks that attack you when you’re near them. Does he make any noises?
eBay. Selling weird shit since… actually, I have no idea when eBay started, but they’ve been selling weird shit since then!
There will be more, weirder things to come I’m sure. If you find anything, be sure to drop me an comment or e-mail!
